Trigger warning: NSFW, 18+, Nudism, Sexual content (Public, Group, Gay)
Welcome fellow adventurers and thrill-seekers! Let me take you on a wild ride (or at least a tinsel adorned golf buggy ride - the onsite mode of transport favoured by the owner) through my recent escapade at Rosebay campsite, nestled in nature where clothes are optional and fun is mandatory.
Discovering Rosebay Campsite
Imagine a secluded corner of Cambridgeshire where sunshine (and some rain) mixes with the freedom of being au naturel. Rosebay campsite is a perfect blend of crazy, chill and uninhibited joy. Surrounded by countryside and dotted with places for tents, caravans, and pre-erected accommodation, it's a playground for those seeking a break from the mundane.
ABBA Weekend Extravaganza
During my stay, the campsite was gearing up for "ABBA Weekend". Picture guys adorned in glitter and glam, channeling their inner dancing queens. From staged routines to karaoke sessions belting out "Mamma Mia," the air was alive with the spirit of disco.
Setting Up Camp... Naked
Pitching a tent in the buff? It's a liberating experience that combines the practicality of camping with the thrill of embracing nature in its truest form. It’s also equal parts hilarious and undignified - careful with those guy ropes.
There's something oddly satisfying about setting up your temporary abode without the confines of clothing. It's like saying to the world, "Here I am, take me as I am."
Freshening Up in Open Plan Showers
After sweating erecting a tent in the sunshine, a trip to the showers was in order. These are communal showers, they not only cleanse the body but also create an unexpected camaraderie among campers. Plenty of offers to wash your back - don’t drop the soap though… (or do - no judgment here).
Unforgettable Characters and Moments
Now, let's talk about the stars of Rosebay: Dean, our irreverent host with a knack for bingo calling and banter, he’s truly hilarious; the drag queens whose performances ranged from spectacularly funny to gloriously disastrous. My favourite memory is the masking tape hanging between the Queens legs like a parachute rip-cord - only attached to her balls. Then there’s "Inspector Nobby," the campsite's guardian who’s motto is “Once a crime-fighter, always a crime-fighter”.
Friendship and Freedom
The beauty of Rosebay lies not just in its natural state but in the diverse guys who call it home, if only for a weekend.
From pup play enthusiasts to spontaneous karaoke queens, everyone finds their place in this quirky community. Friendships are forged over campfires and under starlit skies, where inhibitions melt away like marshmallows over hot coals.
Food, Drink, and Revelry
As for sustenance, we came prepared with our own culinary delights, firing up grills and making meals under the open sky. The "Glory Hole" bar, fueled by camper donations is free for all. It kept spirits high with libations that flowed freely and stories that flowed even more so.
Where Fun Gets a Little Naughty
Rosebay campsite offers a tantalising array of adult play areas designed to spice up your stay. If you’re easily offended it’s probably not for you.
You’ll see and hear guys fucking in the play areas (more on that shortly) and in their tents, some behind zipped up doors - others with the doors tied back for you to watch (or lend a hand).
If public displays of affection are not your thing there’s some more discrete adult play areas:
The Station
"The Station" is where relaxation meets rauchy. This area features a gay sauna complete with a hot tub, steam room, and cinema room, creating a chilled-out ambiance ideal for unwinding. It’s an additional charge - but it’s a bargain and you get access for your whole stay.
Relax in the tub or explore the more intimate corners.
Feeling brave? There’s pure hedonism at “The Wall banger”.
A Maze of Outdoor Thrills
In fair weather, "The Maze" is a favorite spot for outdoor play. It offers a thrilling hookups with surprises around every turn. Whether you're swinging under the open sky or resting in the darker corners - this area promises excitement under the sun or stars.
The Polytunnel
For those seeking a faster casual encounter, "The Polytunnel" beckons with its darker and seedier vibe. Repurposed static caravans, slings, water sports area and other accessories are offered in a place where guests can embrace their desires after the bar closes.
A Social and Interactive Atmosphere
Guys frequently engage in group play across all of these areas, they encourage connections and shared experiences. From casual meets to more intimate encounters, the adult play areas at Rosebay cater to diverse preferences with openness and inclusivity.
There’s always your tent too!
After a weekend at Rosebay I can indeed confirm that our tent is the “4 man, 1 bedroom“ version Decathlon promised. Also you can fit more than 2 people on a double airbed - as long as your not planning on much sleep.
Conclusion: Bare It All
Rosebay campsite isn't just a place—it's an experience. Whether you're a seasoned naturist or a curious first-timer, it welcomes you with open arms and encourages you to shed more than just your clothes. It's a sanctuary where laughter echoes through the trees and every moment feels the slightest bit surreal.
Remember: life's too short for pants, but long enough for an unforgettable stay at Rosebay.